Today is Saturday and while Pete cooked us all pancakes, Annie and I waited expectantly at the dining room table while reading a copy of the Listener that Ma had left here last night after babysitting.
Amongst some very good articles, particularly enjoying one on the Nationals governments latest overhaul of the social Welfare system (agreeing whole heartedly with John Key once again) I came across a small section called Quips and Quotes and just laughed right out loud which in turn made Annie laugh and Pete yell out from the loo (post breaky now) ‘What’s so funny????’ So I’ll share some of them with you in case you want a good laugh too.
“whoever on Romney’s team is in charge of lowering expectations before debates is the greatest political mind of their generation” – Christchurch tweeter Isaac Freeman.
“I’m watching the news, and I see these protesters in countries like Egypt, Afghanistan, Tunisia. They’re all burning American Flags. Where are they getting all these flags? If you hate us so much, how do you have a large supply of flags on hand?” – US TV show host Jay Leno.
and finally….
“I read that the Apple executive who designed the iPhone just bought a new $17 million mansion in California. And if there’s any justice at all, he’ll find out that the new house isn’t compatible with any of the furniture from his last house.” – US TV show host Jimmy Fallon
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